I don't give a fck !

Foreigners coming to India always wonder about various(mostly stupid) things. Many often ask whether they'l see cows on Indian roads.
Seriously ???

 Yes, we have cows on roads not because cows are considered sacred. It’s because of a lack of giving-a-fuck.

So here is the truth about cows on the road and how it happens.
Consider a cow is in the middle of the road.

Car driving dude comes along :
'I see a cow standing in the middle of the road. If I stand in front of it and honk repeatedly it might get up and move to the side. This will clear the road for the other drivers also.
BUT… I’m in a hurry to get home.. all that porn won’t watch itself! I’ll just go around it, and besides I don't give a fuck.'

Traffic police guy :
'My cop senses tell me a cow has sat in the middle of the road. This might disrupt traffic. I should get the cow to move to the side of the road with all the other animals.
 BUT… I see the cars are managing quite well by driving around the cow, and besides these cow owners aren't going to bribe themselves, and turn a blind eye to the road-cow-fact. Hence, no fuck shall be given by me.'

Municipal Corporation guy :
'I see some cows standing on the road there. It’s my duty to hire some cow catchers and clear the roads, but the last time it happened, the animals rights people started foaming at their collective mouths. Besides the local politician started running around calling for a ban against cow slaughter, screaming Jai Hind, with his dick hanging out… even though the cows were being shifted to a shelter. AND.. since the traffic police guy is already there it’s HIS problem now.. Me? I don’t give a fuck.'

Foreigner visiting India to do good and save the poverty stricken :
'Oh, I see a cow is in the middle of the road there. I should probably get it to move, since it’s blocking the traffic, forcing cars to swerve past it. On top of that the traffic police and the muncipal corporation guy is not doing anything. It is only UP TO ME TO FIX THE PROBLEMS OF THIS COUNTRY.
BUT… the cow is considered sacred here. If you move it, it might offend people. Hence, I shall do nothing.
But take photos of it. For real! LOL cows.com and instagram won’t fill itself…'

The Cow thinking..
'Maybe i’m obstructing traffic.. but no one else seems to be bothered.. So i dont give a fuck… oh wait, dung is coming out.

 PLOP !. Ahhhh, amazing!' ( i know that feel bro )

Vegetable Vendor
'Ah. The cow. Such a gentle creature… gives us milk and cheese, and all it wants in return is love and…'

.
'WTF! It’s eating my beautiful veggies! WHY YOU LITTLE…'

!!!! ASS SLAP !!!!